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FIRST:
THE WOMBATS ARE YOUR GODS!!!!
 
SECOND:
THE FLYING AARDVARKS ARE WARRIORS OF THE GODS AND SHOULD BE WORSHIPED AS WELL.
 
THIRD:
THE WOMBATS CAN SMITE YOU AT ANY TIME SO WATCH OUT.
 
FOURTH:
WHY A WOMBAT? GOOD QUESTION, BECAUSE THEIR JUST SO CHILL.
 
FIFTH:
WOMBATS ARE LIKE "I'M COOL" BUT THEN IF YOU PISS THEM OFF THEY CAN OPEN A CAN OF WHOOP-ASS ON YOU MOTHER FUCKERS!!!!!!!! WHATCHA!!!!!!
 
SIXTH:
HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY'RE CHILL? THE PLATYPUSS
 
SEVENTH:
REGUALR AARDVARKS ARE DEMONS.
 
EIGHT:
Kevin Wilsea is your God of Food!!!!
 
NINE:
Ronin is Satan (and no one denies it) !
A)
Satan Loves You!!!!!
 
TEN:
I am Set.