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I think the problem now-a-days is that people have this very big misconception about the U.S., that it is a failed democracy where the people have no direct say in law making. The U.S. never was a democracy, it is and always was a republic, which means the legislateve process is done by representation and not direct involvment. If people are so un-fucking-happy with the way congress is being run then they need to start fucking paying attention to who is "representing"* them, it's not that the system of government is failing those who it governs rather the governed are failing their government. To those who say "By the people, for the people and of the people" I say the "for" part is working, it's the "By"and"of" that's not. Many people complain about the government that it dosen't represent them and for many who participate in the electoral proccess they are a minority and thus that statement is saddly true. For many others they sit at home and don't vote and only complain about the government. These people are why the government dosen't represent everybody because a lot of people don't vote. Voting is a right one chooses to or not to do. However it is argued that voting is actually a duty, because if people don't vote than they will not have any way to prevent anything that happens in the republic.

This leads me to something else people who love and sometimes over exersise (in my opinon) their given rights yet refuse to serve the government that provides those rights. In Rome almost anyone could gain citizenship, but if they did it cost them two things 1 they had to pay taxes to the governmet so it could afford to run, and 2 serve in the army in some way shape or form and fight for Rome during her conquest. We are also asked to pay taxes and serve only now we are in a war that many people do not believe in but they still serve. And people are thinking this war is at the back only about money and oil, and it is not, at it heart this truly is an ideology war democracy (and don't give me any bullshit about the fucking government fuck the people in government because they come and go the ideology we are fighting for is going to stay) and an extremist form of Islam and people who don't give a damn about civilians (don't give me any bullshit here about us killing civilians you have no fucking idea what goes on over there you only hear three thing on the news Americans were killed you say "boo fucking hoo", Americans killed civilians you say "see evil and facism" you don't hear the circumstances, and you hear Republicans/Concervitaves are Nazis you say "right on"). You truly are the degeneration of humanity.

Valentines Day should be locked away in a box forever. I say this because there are too many damn couples in school, and I'm not one of them. It's absolute torture walking around. Don't get me wrong it's always been my dream to have my old techers wish me a "Happy Valentines Day". Another thing all the god damn red that people wear, it's terrible. If you slit your wrists you wouldn't see that much red, and that's just that half of it. Not only do people wear red, it seems like most paper is red and everything also too. Let me tell you, there's nothing like walking home with a red Happy Valentine's Day pencil. Let's get back to the whole couple situation. At the Valentine's Day dance you have to perform for couples. I hate it, every year we have to sing "I love you" songs for the people that are happy and are big enough assholes toflaunt it to the whole world. I'll leave you with a quote that shows being a couple isn't all that great: "Being a couple is like mail ordering a civil war chess set; every four to six weeks you get a piece." - Bill Euguall (?)

I'd like to start by saying one thing, ESSAYS SUCK! They suck ass so band, they're like the incarnation of Satan into a piece of paper with a shitty essay writen on it. Now we will look at the reason for this. English teachers, English teachers are like that little anyoing voice in your head telling you to do stupid pointless stuff [I belief they call that the right thing - Ed.] except unlike the voices, when you smash your head into the wall a couple of times, English teachers don't go away. Or you could just blow your head off, [and pull a Hemingway, no that would be bad - Ed.] and solve both probles. [hmmm - Ed.] But anyways, who the hell likes essays writen by highschoolers? Nobody [Not even us - Ed.] [Hey shut up! -AM] [sorry - Ed.] Then why do we keep pumping them out, year after year after year. Piles and piles of stupid pointless essays about why the American Revolution is important to the British Parlamentary system. Most people would rather be hit by a commuter bus than read one of these works of dumbasses, yeat every day more and more are written. It must have something to do with the Canadians or the Communists or both, or not.

Mrs. Boruchowitz is destroying Civilization. The Trumansburg chemistry teacher, Mrs. Boruchowitz is hated by most people in Trumansburg. But her threat is greater that just a boring class. Her obsession with skipping spaces and using paper for busy work is wasting unneeded amounts of paper. This will destroy the rain forest and lead to the end of cicilization.

HIT THE BITCH WITH A CROWBAR. That actually about sums it up. We [this website dose not endorse the political beliefs of angry man, but his articles are so kick ass the will be published un edited, except for editorial notes and gramatical corrections--Ed.] believe that the Bush administration is Mrs. Boruchowitz's fault too. When she talks everyone listeing loses an average of 50 brain cells. [being in this class I can testify that this is true] And obviously, the only reason any one whould be {a brain power deficancy}. [once again the editors do not support angry man and his political beleifs] So next time you see Mrs. Boruchowitz, beat her with the tire iron [amen]!

Now that the holidays are over and I’m done drinking I must say that I am not an average American. I am much, much different, because unlike the average American who gains 8 pounds over break, I probably gained 10 to 15 pounds (I wouldn’t actually know because I never step on a scale, it’s too god damn depressing). Although last time I said I hated Christmas because it turned thanksgiving into its own asshole, I must say that I had a nice Christmas. Once again I was reminded that I weigh over 300 pounds when my parents (a.k.a. SANTA) had the brilliant idea of buying me an exercise bike. You guessed it, they just wasted at least a hundred bucks that could have been used on useful stuff like videogames, music, movies and a guitar, on a useless piece of furniture that makes it look like I’m trying to get skinny. Fuck that, I don’t care what all you assholes with washboard stomachs think, I’m in shape (unless you failed geometry miserably and don’t remember that circles and ovals are shapes). And remember that when you are mixing alcohol into anything else, shake it or stir it or else the bottom of the glass will bite you in the ass.

I also hate Christmans. Don't get me wrong, I love the day but all of the damn time leading up to it fucking sucks. If you go to a mall anywhere in America, you'll see Christmas decorations up already right after Thanksgiving. When did Christmas crawl up Thanksgiving's ass anyway?! I even saw decorations up and heard music befor Thanksgiving. BEFORE THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!! I myself don't wanna hear any of those dam Christmas carols until December 20th. That's plenty of time to hear people singing about Jesus and all of that damn bullshit. That's why I like Chanuka (or however you spell the minor Jewish holiday). Nobody knows it's Chanukah unless they're a fucking Jew or the know a damn Jew. I know Jews and I still didn't know it was Chanukah. I had to read the paper to know it was Chanukah. It's pretty sad in this damn country when newspappers and news stations have to be so politically correct as to say "To our Jewish friends happy Chanukah". The local newspaper didn't even spell Chanukah right, I think (actually I don't really care).


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		Rant #6 (cause let's face it they never were weekly) by Me I think the problem now-a-days is that people have this very big misconception about the U.S., that it is a failed democracy where the people have no direct say in law making. The U.S. never was a democracy, it is and always was a republic, which means the legislateve process is done by representation and not direct involvment. If people are so un-fucking-happy with the way congress is being run then they need to start fucking paying attention to who is "representing"* them, it's not that the system of government is failing those who it governs rather the governed are failing their government. To those who say "By the people, for the people and of the people" I say the "for" part is working, it's the "By"and"of" that's not. Many people complain about the government that it dosen't represent them and for many who participate in the electoral proccess they are a minority and thus that statement is saddly true. For many others they sit at home and don't vote and only complain about the government. These people are why the government dosen't represent everybody because a lot of people don't vote. Voting is a right one chooses to or not to do. However it is argued that voting is actually a duty, because if people don't vote than they will not have any way to prevent anything that happens in the republic. This leads me to something else people who love and sometimes over exersise (in my opinon) their given rights yet refuse to serve the government that provides those rights. In Rome almost anyone could gain citizenship, but if they did it cost them two things 1 they had to pay taxes to the governmet so it could afford to run, and 2 serve in the army in some way shape or form and fight for Rome during her conquest. We are also asked to pay taxes and serve only now we are in a war that many people do not believe in but they still serve. And people are thinking this war is at the back only about money and oil, and it is not, at it heart this truly is an ideology war democracy (and don't give me any bullshit about the fucking government fuck the people in government because they come and go the ideology we are fighting for is going to stay) and an extremist form of Islam and people who don't give a damn about civilians (don't give me any bullshit here about us killing civilians you have no fucking idea what goes on over there you only hear three thing on the news Americans were killed you say "boo fucking hoo", Americans killed civilians you say "see evil and facism" you don't hear the circumstances, and you hear Republicans/Concervitaves are Nazis you say "right on"). You truly are the degeneration of humanity. Weekly Rant #5 by Dubba Valentines Day should be locked away in a box forever. I say this because there are too many damn couples in school, and I'm not one of them. It's absolute torture walking around. Don't get me wrong it's always been my dream to have my old techers wish me a "Happy Valentines Day". Another thing all the god damn red that people wear, it's terrible. If you slit your wrists you wouldn't see that much red, and that's just that half of it. Not only do people wear red, it seems like most paper is red and everything also too. Let me tell you, there's nothing like walking home with a red Happy Valentine's Day pencil. Let's get back to the whole couple situation. At the Valentine's Day dance you have to perform for couples. I hate it, every year we have to sing "I love you" songs for the people that are happy and are big enough assholes toflaunt it to the whole world. I'll leave you with a quote that shows being a couple isn't all that great: "Being a couple is like mail ordering a civil war chess set; every four to six weeks you get a piece." - Bill Euguall (?) [what a romantic.] Weekly Rant #4 by Angry Man (you're sure Dubba's still alive?) Why Essays Suck (great now he's adding titles) I'd like to start by saying one thing, ESSAYS SUCK! They suck ass so band, they're like the incarnation of Satan into a piece of paper with a shitty essay writen on it. Now we will look at the reason for this. English teachers, English teachers are like that little anyoing voice in your head telling you to do stupid pointless stuff [I belief they call that the right thing - Ed.] except unlike the voices, when you smash your head into the wall a couple of times, English teachers don't go away. Or you could just blow your head off, [and pull a Hemingway, no that would be bad - Ed.] and solve both probles. [hmmm - Ed.] But anyways, who the hell likes essays writen by highschoolers? Nobody [Not even us - Ed.] [Hey shut up! -AM] [sorry - Ed.] Then why do we keep pumping them out, year after year after year. Piles and piles of stupid pointless essays about why the American Revolution is important to the British Parlamentary system. Most people would rather be hit by a commuter bus than read one of these works of dumbasses, yeat every day more and more are written. It must have something to do with the Canadians or the Communists or both, or not. [Hey aren't we (S.U.P.I.D & A.M.E.R.I.C.A) playing a team called the Canadian Communists soon? Maybe it is there fault] Weekly Rant #3 by Angry Man (oh no what happened to Dubba??!!) Mrs. Boruchowitz is destroying Civilization. The Trumansburg chemistry teacher, Mrs. Boruchowitz is hated by most people in Trumansburg. But her threat is greater that just a boring class. Her obsession with skipping spaces and using paper for busy work is wasting unneeded amounts of paper. This will destroy the rain forest and lead to the end of cicilization. [There are several theories as to what led to the downfall of many pre-Columbian civilizations living in central and northern South America, one of these is over deforestation, so don't laught--Ed.] What can we do? Well here are some ideas. HIT THE BITCH WITH A CROWBAR. That actually about sums it up. We [this website dose not endorse the political beliefs of angry man, but his articles are so kick ass the will be published un edited, except for editorial notes and gramatical corrections--Ed.] believe that the Bush administration is Mrs. Boruchowitz's fault too. When she talks everyone listeing loses an average of 50 brain cells. [being in this class I can testify that this is true] And obviously, the only reason any one whould be {a brain power deficancy}. [once again the editors do not support angry man and his political beleifs] So next time you see Mrs. Boruchowitz, beat her with the tire iron [amen]! Weekly Rant #2 by Dubba (oh no not again) Now that the holidays are over and I’m done drinking I must say that I am not an average American. I am much, much different, because unlike the average American who gains 8 pounds over break, I probably gained 10 to 15 pounds (I wouldn’t actually know because I never step on a scale, it’s too god damn depressing). Although last time I said I hated Christmas because it turned thanksgiving into its own asshole, I must say that I had a nice Christmas. Once again I was reminded that I weigh over 300 pounds when my parents (a.k.a. SANTA) had the brilliant idea of buying me an exercise bike. You guessed it, they just wasted at least a hundred bucks that could have been used on useful stuff like videogames, music, movies and a guitar, on a useless piece of furniture that makes it look like I’m trying to get skinny. Fuck that, I don’t care what all you assholes with washboard stomachs think, I’m in shape (unless you failed geometry miserably and don’t remember that circles and ovals are shapes). And remember that when you are mixing alcohol into anything else, shake it or stir it or else the bottom of the glass will bite you in the ass. My Weekly Rant #1 by Dubba I hate winter. It's worst part of the year for a couple of reasons: It fucking snows all of the damn time It's always cold It's hard as hell to drive Not to mention you have to shovel the god damn driveway and if you're as unlucky as me, you have to shovel the god damn roof I also hate Christmans. Don't get me wrong, I love the day but all of the damn time leading up to it fucking sucks. If you go to a mall anywhere in America, you'll see Christmas decorations up already right after Thanksgiving. When did Christmas crawl up Thanksgiving's ass anyway?! I even saw decorations up and heard music befor Thanksgiving. BEFORE THANKSGIVING!!!!!!!! I myself don't wanna hear any of those dam Christmas carols until December 20th. That's plenty of time to hear people singing about Jesus and all of that damn bullshit. That's why I like Chanuka (or however you spell the minor Jewish holiday). Nobody knows it's Chanukah unless they're a fucking Jew or the know a damn Jew. I know Jews and I still didn't know it was Chanukah. I had to read the paper to know it was Chanukah. It's pretty sad in this damn country when newspappers and news stations have to be so politically correct as to say "To our Jewish friends happy Chanukah". The local newspaper didn't even spell Chanukah right, I think (actually I don't really care). well thank you for you wonderful holiday sprit Dubba (fucking ass)



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